Shirking Responsibility

School starts tomorrow.

How did this happen? Why did no one tell me?

Did I register for the proper classes? Did my check arrive on time?

Why have I not picked up my parking sticker yet?

Will I need to spend $1200 on bloody textbooks again?!

Is that really hot English professor still teaching there? What the heck was her name again?

One of these years I really should consider graduating. Don’t you think?